NEW LOTTERY ENRICHES ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

Are you an illegal immigrant? Are you charged with a crime? Do you expect to be deported? You are in luck. You may be in line for a six-figure gift from the United States.

Here's all you have to know to win: have your criminal case resolved one way or the other, line up for deportation. If ICE leaves you mouldering in some lock up more than two days before it deports you, you are a winner. 

Cecil Harvey, a career criminal from Barbados who was living in Brooklyn won $145,000 for being detained for 30 days. That's $4833 a day. Even if you are deported, you can still claim your winnings for excessive detention before deportation.

Cecil Harvey won, you can too. What a country, eh? This is truly the land of opportunity.